Combination Toothpick and Earwax Spoon

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Everything old is new again. Coming in this year’s Needless Markup catalog… the combination toothpick and earwax spoon.

How have I survived without this? How did this gem of a tool ever get lost? Why am I just now hearing about this?

Do rich people all know about these and secretly wear them hidden beneath their clothes. This one looks to have been a decorative necklace as well as a dual purpose tool.

I just think it is a hoot that such a tool existed and even funnier that some of them were made of gold. Too, too strange. See the full article about how this miraculous tool was found on the floor of the ocean at News.NationalGeographic.com