I think this email has been going around a while but it’s still worth a post. In a May 2006 interview conducted with British journalist Robert Chalmers for The Independent on Sunday:
“What do these deer think when they see you coming?” I ask him. “Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there’s the man who shot my brother?”
“I don’t think they’re capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey a*******. They’re only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French.”
Don’t mess with Ted.